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Tuesday, January 18 2011

The Urban Dictionary definition of Seattleite: 

1. Any person living in, or within ten miles of The city of Seattle, WA 

2.Is easily agitated when tourist asks to see the original Starbucks, Microsoft or Kurt Cobain's house. True Seattleites do not care for these things. 

3.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth. 

4. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them. 

5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday. 

6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it). 

7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers. 

8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold. 

9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.


Posted by: John AT 11:28 pm   |  Permalink   |  Email
Sunday, January 09 2011
Back in 1980 a friend told me about a horrible movie he had just seen called "The Apple". I'll never forget the look of disbelief on his face as he tried to describe this sci-fi disco musical about an evil record company executive who takes over the world.

This movie makes almost everybody's list of worst films ever made but not many people (other than film critics) have seen it because it was wisely pulled from circulation and wasn't available on home video for years.

 So imagine my joy when this piece of crap turned up on Netflix, available to watch instantly!

The Apple is a movie so jaw-droppingly bad it has to be seen to be believed. Its also an hour and twenty six minutes out of your life you'll never get back so don't say I didn't warn ya. 

Posted by: AT 03:12 pm   |  Permalink   |  Email
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John Nelson is a Seattle area voice actor and broadcaster with extensive experience voicing commercials, video games and corporate videos